The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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