just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
