If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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