I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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