i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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