Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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