after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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