I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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