Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
