I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
sex in a hospital.. check
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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