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  Duck Duck Cougar?

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  i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.

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  How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?

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  After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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  I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.

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  for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt

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  sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.

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  Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.

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  From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.

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  Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night

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