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(520): View more from Arizona

The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(516): View more from New York

YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.

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(512): View more from Texas

I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...

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(315): View more from New York

Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...

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