dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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