i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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