it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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