my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We are all done wearing pants today
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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