quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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