She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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