well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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