at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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