i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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