so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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