he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Your cock deserves a montage
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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