For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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