Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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