plz talk dirty to me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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