And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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