I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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