He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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