There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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