I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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