i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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