Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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