Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Even my vagina gasped.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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