At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
