talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just googled if crying burns calories
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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