I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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