Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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