I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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