u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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