He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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