Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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