i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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