i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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