he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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