he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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