we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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