my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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