Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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