You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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