He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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