someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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