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You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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