I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Buhtt sex?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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