Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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